Fat Bob does not wash or scru
HE'S NEVER SEEN A BATH TUB BEFORE
When will Fat Bob use the sink?
WE CAN'T FACE THE FAT BOB STINK NO MORE!

[Chorus:]

A KILLER PONG ON A GATESHEAD STREET
50 DROP DEADY BOBBY BOBBY
QUICK QUICK QUICK IT'S FAT BOB'S FEET
THERE'S NOWT MORE DEADLY

Fat Bob's not cleaned his socks yet
HE'S NOT BEEN TO THE LAUNDERETTE BEFORE
Spray Fat Bob's feet with fungicide
HE'S WIPED OUT TWO THIRDS OF TYNESIDE OR MORE
[Chorus]
[Guitar Bit]

Tyne & Wear have got the blues
The end is nigh on the Look North news
Fat Bob's taken off his shooooooes
[Chorus]

It only takes one wiff