from the Kipper Family of England

Oh I bought my wife a bread knife, hollow ground, hollow ground
A stainless Sheffield bread knife, hollow ground, hollow ground

But my missus didn't like it, bellowed loud, bellowed loud
She said she wouldn't take it, bellowed loud, bellowed loud

I felt sure she'd change her mind, mellow down, mellow down
And would once again prove kind, mellow down, mellow down

But she called me a young fool, callow clown, callow clown
To buy such a stupid tool, callow clown, callow clown

Oh the bread we have's all sliced, narrow rounds, narrow rounds
So should I be in a trice in narrow rounds, narrow rounds

Well her first blow that did pink me, shallow wound, shallow
wound
But her second blow did sink me, shallow wound, shallow wound

And now my wife has killed me, gallows bound, gallows bound
With my own good steel she filled me, gallows bound, gallows
bound

And soon I shall be buried, fallow ground, fallow ground
To my grave I shall be ferried, fallow ground, fallow ground

Oh I bought my wife a bread knife, hollow ground, hollow ground
A stainless Sheffield bread knife, hollow ground, hollow ground
@parody
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