YETI SONG
(Marlin Spike Werner)

Beyond the Ganges River
In the mountains of Nepal
There lives my hairy yeti,
She's the fairest of them all

She's lissom and curvatious
And as Yeti's go, she's tall
She's my hirsute mountain beauty
She's the fairest of them all

Full my heart and gone my reason
We have love for every season
She's my own, my hairy yeti,
Fairest of them all

Her hair is like angora
From the first cold nip of fall
But in summer, when she's moulting
She has nothing on at all

Her smile is lost in hairiness,
Her nose is cute and small,
And her eyebrows are so shaggy
I can't see her eyes at all

Full my heart and gone my reason
Love finds fire in any season,
She's my hairy yeti,
She's the fairest of them all

High up on Sagarmatha
When the cold is hard and blue
And the wind is icy needles
And I'm frozen thru and thru

My ever-loving Yeti
Takes me up in her embrace:
The warmth of her four bosoms
Draws the frostbite from my face

Full my heart and gone my reason
Love finds fire in any season,
She's my hairy yeti,
She's the fairest of them all

She wraps me with her coziness
Against the chill monsoon,
Or we sit in summer twilight
Singing lovesongs to the moon

She's an international heroine--
Holds Asia in her thrall;
She's an undisputed citizen
Of China and Nepal

Full my heart and gone my reason
We have love for every season;
She's my own, my hairy Yeti,
She's the fairest of them all

Alternate CHORUS: Salute the flag and throw confetti
China made the first spaghetti
She's my own, my hairy yeti,
Fairest of them all

Copyright 1982,
by Marlin Spike Werner
@love @myth
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