Gaston: Richard White
Lefou: Jesse Corti

MAURICE: Help! Someone help me!
INNKEEPER : Maurice?
MAURICE: Please! Please! I need your help!
He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon
LEFOU: Who?
MAURICE: Belle! We must go! Not a minute to lose!
GASTON: Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Belle locked in
a dungeon?
MAURICE: A Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast!
BEERDRINKERS:
BEERDRINKER ONE: Is it a big Beast?
MAURICE: Huge!
BEERDRINKER TWO: With a long, ugly snout?
MAURICE: Hideously ugly!
BEERDRINKER THREE: And sharp, cruel fangs?
MAURICE: Yes, yes! Will you help me?
GASTON: All right, old man We'll help you out
MAURICE: You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[Maurice is expelled]
INKEEPER: Crazy old Maurice!
BEERDRINKER ONE: He's always good for a laugh
GASTON: Crazy old Maurice Hmmmmm Crazy old Maurice Hmm

GASTON
Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

LEFOU
A dangerous pastime,

GASTON
I know
But that wacky old coot is Belle's father,
and his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning,
since I looked at that loony old man
See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle,
and right now I'm evolving a plan!

(to Lefou) LEFOU

If I (whisper)
Yes!
Then we'd (whisper)
No! Would she?
(whisper) Guess!
Now I get it!

BOTH
Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

CHORUS
So his marriage we soon will be celebrating!
My, what a guy!
Gaston