I'm sorry, but your cats
Just freak me out
And the four of us
Don't fit in your apartment

You like my accent
And I got drunk with your dad
And his best friend with a gun
Strapped to his ankle

You fit me perfectly
So in the chorus
I'll sing what it's like to be

Going out and laughing at nothing
Drinking, kissing pushing and shoving
Staying in bed till we get sore
Calling in sick, so we can lay there

You and me
It's you and me

Come to Europe
You can see where I come from
When we get out of bed
You can meet my sister

I really like you
Yeah, I really fucking do
It's a good thing we both know
That it's a good thing

You and me
Perfectly fit the chorus
So I'll sing what it's like to be

Going out and laughing at nothing
Drinking, kissing pushing and shoving
Staying in bed till we get sore
Calling in sick, so we can lay there

You and me
It's you and me

Going out and laughing at nothing
Drinking, kissing pushing and shoving
Staying in bed till we get sore
Calling in sick, so we can lay there

You and me
It's you and me