*speaks* It was the strangest thing
*sings* Past the mountains, in the fields,
Where the cowboys practice
Out beneath the desert sky,
Stood a dozen cactus!
*speaks* Cactuses? Cacti? Khaki?
*pea* Continue
*sings* Eleven cactus, those were you
gathered 'round the other
They bowed, you see
To the one, that was me!
Their dearest little brother!
Their dearest little brother!
*speaks* Crazy, huh?