You say I'm your best friend Well, you're not mine Always complaining about
money all the time Why don't you grow up and listen to me Money can't buy
everything Everytime we go out I have to pay You might as well call me dad
None of the girls will go out with you Because you make them ride the bus
Some people say you squeak when you walk Penny pinching all the time
Everything to you is one big price That you're gonna have to pay You don't
have the money According to you When it's time to pay your way
Someday at home you'll be alone With no job and no friends