[parody of "Mistake No 3" by Culture Club]
The first steak I ordered,
It wasn't very hot
I had to send it back,
Let 'em have one more shot
But the second steak I ordered,
Well it was lousy too
Now I really hate to say it,
But there's one thing that you gotta do
Make me steak number three, yeah
Make me steak number three
Make me steak number three, yeah, yeah, yeah
Make me steak number three