Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me tresspassing his real estate
He reached in his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind

Birdman kicked my ass (4X)

Birdman beat me to a pulp
He gave me a yell-down war hellride
He told me that he was going to kill me if I don't get off his real estate
He gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and hit the ricky-road

Birdman kicked my ass (4X)

At 10 o' clock PM, I drove my Bronco back to Birdman's real estate
I jumped over his fence at the dark
I picked up a brick and shot at Birdman's windowpane
Birdman sighted me doing it and reached for his pistol
Suddenly, I jumped back in my Bronco and took off like OJ Simpson

Birdman kicked my ass (4X)

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