[Adam Sandler]

I`m sitting in a chair watching the TV!
Its not even on but there`s plenty for me to see!
I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend over night mailed to me!

[Chorus - x1]

I`m Fucking Wasted
It`s the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fucking laced it!
Cause im so dayumm yea baked Yea

Well, my freind came over, so i packed him a pipe I told him u better go easy with this shiiett But He didn`t believe the hype He sparked a bowl just to show he could take it! Two minutes later he's playin Back-amound naked!

[Chorus - x1]

Hes Fucking Wasted
It`s the best shit he ever tasted
Hes lost in fuckin space yea! Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted!

Woaaahhh, spent the last two hours hidden under my bed cause i looked in the garbage can and think i saw my Uncle Lewes head!ummm im fuckin wasted!

Well, my friend blew a hit into my pet birds face The bird laughed hysterically and started to moon walk all over the placeHe triped over the tour bus isle and feel on his beak!He looked at the tour bus and started to speak!

[Chorus - x1 Adam Sandler as the pet bird]

I`m fucking Wasted
It`s the best shit i ever tasted!
My Brains really wasted!Waaahhim fucking fried!

[Adam Sandler]

Now where, sittin in the bath tub wanting sumthing to eat I wanted pizza and the bird said a pepperoni would be saweeat!Delivery guy showed up 4 hours later, handed me his shoe! I said we ordered pizza buddy wht the hells up with you!?

[Chorus - x1 - Adam Sandler as the pizza guy]

I`m Fucking Wasted
It`s the best shit I ever fuckin tasted! Ohhh fuckin shiiett!!

[Adam Sandler - [Closing]

IM WAAAAYYY TOOOO BAKKKKEEDDD!oohnaw

[THE END]