I've got a Jackson Pollack tatoo on my ass
Video priest screaming out high mass
Sick little schoolgirls rolling round on my floor
Jehovo witness knocking at my door
Rednecks sucking life from a can
Naked women magazines making me a man
Big Blond Bush, schizophrenic tits
I come prematurely and I don't give a shit
Ooooooooooh
Here come American fingers
Here come American lips
Jane Fonda spreading her legs on my TV
I watch her exercise everyday - it's so healthy
Serial killers straight from Transylvania
Burning crosses and Biblemania
I got a monster Trans Am - it's so fucking cool
I got Jimmy Hoffa floating in my swimming pool
All my kids eat drugs, got my cigarettes
Don't give a fuck!
Ooooooooooh
Here come American fingers
Here come American lips
737 exploding Boeing jets
Hemorrhoids and growing nuclear threat
My president has colo-rectal cancer
Bloody french fries at my McDonald's McMassacre
Black and Hispanic dying underclass
Baseball jocks cutting lines on glass
Monosodium glutamate to cook in my wok
I got a herpes sore on the tip of my cock
Ooooooooooh
Here come American fingers
Here come American lips
Ooooooooooh
Here come American fingers
Here come American lips