Doctor Please
Rolling up my sleeve
'Cuz I got to got to
make it fit
Push it through my frontal lobe
A frozen smile
Is what I need

Diet Cola Syringe
Diet Cola Syringe
Those Kellogg Kids, Those hairy pets
That homogenous shine, so pure

Sister Placebo is giving birth again
To mongoloid children, in the heartland
of the middle west
(A-Ha)

Mister please,
Help me sir
'Cuz I got to got to
Get employment
Putting pimentos in olive loafs
Good hard cash
Is what I need

Diet Cola Syringe
Diet Cola Syringe
That video
That commercial
That candidate
Look the same

Sister Placebo is touching me again
Making photocopies and crashing Wall Street
With the Brooklyn Dead
(A-ha)

(Gag)