You have to wear a diaper
Because you're old [x2]
You have to use a wheelchair
Byo(because you're old) [x2]
You can't remember your kids names
Byo [x2]
You have to wear dentures
Byo [x2]

Byo-i hate old people
Byo-you're fucking old

Your kids tossed you in a nursing home
Byo [x2]
But they'd rather have you put to sleep
Byo [x2]
You can't even feed yourself
Byo [x2]
I'd hate to fucking be like you
Byo [x4]