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Mama getting high on Chardonnay
Mama getting high on Chardonnay
Sleeps all night and she drinks all day
Mama getting high on Chardonnay

Mama send the kids off to school
Mama send the husband too
Pack their bags
Pack their bags
Mama got a plan that the day won't drag
Dreams of the days of the beauty cup
Pop the cork with a sunny side up
Count my nerves
Count my nerves away, away with the Chardonnay!

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Feeling better
Spirits slip down
Supervise the manicured lawn
Sip a little here
Sip a little there
Wave to the neighbor with the lawn chair stare
The day scoots by with the TV on
The radio stuck on one-o-one
Danielle cashes on her son
It's all she needs to have her fun!

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The day is bright as freedom's light
Let's all toast to the housewives' plight
Suburban wives
Suburban wives
Escapees to the perfect life

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