Whilst Robson plays his Sharp CD
And Beardsley paints his lounge "hint of green"
And the big clubs dream of a Superleague
Of Keegan's "reasonable" three thousand a week
But back at Sinthonia, the ground's hardly packed
And the bank won't give them an overdraft
So it's play a full team of YTS
Or get sponsored by the DHSS
Oh no!
Oh yes!