All comedians want to be rock stars because they are incredibly cool
They always look like they're about to vomit

They have the rap before the song that makes no sense "you know ladies and
Gentleman a long time ago there were lots of people but that was a long
Time ago"

Then they start to sing these incredibly trite lyrics, don't you feel like
A lot of balladeers it's like they're making them up as they go along ok it's
Like anyone could make up these lyrics

"She's as cold as ice paradise and the feeling was
A-nice"

There's a lady I know
If I didn't know her
She'd be the la-tay I didn't know

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
She brought it ho-ome
She's chop'in broccoli
Chop'in brocco-li
Chop'in brocco-la
Chop'in brocco-laa-aa

She's chop'in brocco-lay
Chop'in brocco-lay
She's chop-eah-un!

Chop'in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa--eeee

She's chopin broccoli

She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin

Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i

She's chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii

She's chop she's chop broccoli

She's chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee