I'm a chollo what can i do
I threw my life away now i'm a chollo
I'm a chollo what can i do
I threw my life away now i'm a chollo

I used to be a surferman
Bought me an impala and i sold my van
Got a pair of khakis and a penectan
Now i'm a full fledged mexican

Well i'm a chollo man
Not a bit of puerto rican
I'm a chollo man

I changed my name to paco
Went to the store and got a taco
It made me feel real macho
Now all my friends are kavacho