Star Trekkin', across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin', across the universe,
Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

Lt Uhura, report!

Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim

Analysis, Mr Spock!

Spock:
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain

Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim

Star Trekkin', across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin', across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse

Medical update, Doctor McCoy

McCoy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Spock:
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain

Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!

Starship Captain, James T Kirk

Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill, men

McCoy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Spock:
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain

Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
scrape them off, Jim!

Star Trekkin', across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekkin', across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engine Room, Mister Scott

Scotty:
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics,
laws of physics!
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics, Jim

Kirk:
Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill!
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
Scotty, beam me up!

McCoy:
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim, Dead!

Spock:
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain

Uhura:
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!

Scotty: Ye canna change the script, Jim! Up ta you, Jimmy!

McCoy: It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!

Kirk: Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!

Scotty: Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow, Captain!

BOOM

Star Trekkin', across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin', across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse

Star Trekkin', across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin', across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse