[Eminem]

Are we supposed to shut up or talkI'll cut your butt up and walk
Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin town

[Proof]

Then You get done up in chalk
Yo

[Eminem]

We readywe ready we ready we ready ?
Ready to hold it steadySpeakin of hold it steady
You can hold my nuts steady and then
I can stick my dick in you like a machetteIf you're a girl
If you're a girl then you're my worldAnd I will kill anybody
That means you, her or him
It doesnt matter cuz I'm Eminem
And I'm SlimI'm also slim and your future's Whim

[Proof]

Ha hadon't stop
D-12 y'allyea we bust it off the top
We get in that ass Preparation-H style
Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!)
Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
You look dumb as fuckLike Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)
Tryin to dance around
How the fuck it feel lock in hand set now
Sever your style Divide and Parish
Part ishwhen my cart is bustin thru this
Wassup to Bizzare Kid
Targets get hit and liftoff
Here it is we bout to rip off
Lick shotsno timewe gettin dick snot
Emzy

[Eminem]

Speakin of lift off
I'm blastin offyour ass is softso I'm startin to jack off
Cuz I'm so hornyand your lyrics are so corny
That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning
Or too earlywait a minute there goes Shirley
The girly I fucked last year when her hair was curly
Couldnt remember it cuz I was Infinite
And I met ken Kaniff in Connecticut
He said his predicits and pronouns and wanted to throw down
And he said I like youand then he walked up and said let me snake bite
you
And I said hell nokicked him with my shell toe
Gave him a elbowAyo Proof go

[Proof]

Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2
What you wanna get done to
Your chest plateeradicate
Get your flesh ateeasily doneHere it is
Freestyleno need to write shitcuz when we write shit
Y'all like to bite shitthat why street light up when we write stuff
It's time to be the champions at thisit's D-12
1-2 True crewSlim Shady and Big proof
Knockin over Igloos in Alaska when we blast ya
A massacre creator, one time for data
Darker than Vadergo anybody hot as the equator
It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us
Girls wanna blow us like MonicaLewinsky
Come against me

[Eminem]

Go and see I'm an invincible Mc
If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
That you're doper than mewhich we'll hope
You would hope to bebut hopefully I will rock globaly
And nationwidethats why my ass is wide (wide, wide)
Thats why your ass just died on the passanger side
Like a fuckin ridewhen it got shot up by a drive by
When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
And still missed it
I got a fuckin mental illness a gentle stillness
Violencecomplete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle
What I need is to dowhat is need is smoke weed and brew
Andsmoke brew ? You don't smoke brew
If you do I'll choke you and then I garauntee I'll out smoke you
You're crew's a joke too and i can stick my dick in a bitch and poke you

[Proof]

Stick it in thererock with my cock on sky rock
Knock ya eye out the sock(sock)
Get(get) yeah we come to rock(it)
So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop(shit)
Now how you feel right now we bust yoop(tic)(tock)
We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
The dirty dozen is non-stop
To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks
And men with pre-ops
Yo now there is 3-Pac's
Master PThug Life and now it's 2pac
Get back to that onehere goes the rhyme that you dropped

[Eminem]

The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
In high tops and walking around like a one eyed Cyclops
And you can't see meI only got one eye and I can still see you
You can even give it a dumb tryIf you're a dumb guy then come try this
But I rock the microphone with my flyness
So get off my jockget of my cockwhen I sky rock it in sky
rockshitbitch

[Proof]

Ayoa lot of people always try to tell usthat we gona be better or
failrues
But me or slim yo you cant tell me
You try to freestyle son we gon put these verses on your Lp
Slow down with that old stuffI heard the most of y'all is Mos Def

[Eminem]

My Lpmy whole Lptha last one was screaming help me
You couldnt melt me if you was Vanilla IceYo guess what
My Nuuuuuuuuutz
Here I go with the lyrical miraclespiritual spiritalyou dont wanna hear
it tho
I rickety rock the micrphone
Don't do it dont do it cuz that shit is stupidI knew it
I take a beat and loop iti take a beat and troop it
What the fuck did that meanI dont know but i got phat jeans on
And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at
All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at

[Proof]

yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease
Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez
From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds
One third Mc yo we smoke y'all like herbs
Under the curb early morn take it to born
Y'all get broke upput back together re-enacment
Some times you see thisyou just a faggot
No need to tag itwit more loot that Jimmy Swagart

[Eminem]

Faggotuh ohwas that homophobic
But no one knows itand I'm so homophobic
I wont even throw clothes in the Closet
Fuck itI've lost itI'm holocaustedsee my face it's written all
acrossed it
This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
I'm so high I'm bout to dieand I'm so tired I'm bout to fry
You're so fired you're down

[Proof]

Heyit's meit's the hamster man
Coming all the way from Amsterdam
And I come to tell you all a little secret
So you can eat it you got to grab your crackers
{mumbling

[Eminem]

Quit spittin your writ shit bitch I'll kill you and kick you
In your motherfuckin dick and your clityou little pussy
Hermaphardite with no apettite
And you aint rappin right but you was taking rapid bites
Of my dick when you was on itmy brain is haunted
I walk up in a place in a t shirt wit my stains on it
But i dont give a damngive a fuckgive a shitgive a hell
give a piss give a dick give a lick

[Proof]

Yealive and direct it's us
You better back up

[Eminem]

You better back up before I jack off
Back off before I jack off

[Proof]

You better back off before he jack off (laughing)
You better back off before I jack off

[Eminem]
Colder than Jack Frostsmack you across your face
While I'm still jackin off
Sittin in the closet beatin my shit
Aint got nuttin else to do cuz I'm thinkin of a bitch
Wait a minute oh shit she's here
Look who walked in the doorcome in it's Britney Spears
(Ken Kaniff)
Ohcome here little girl
come here little girl

[Eminem]

What happened? (I dunno)
We stopped rappin (Oh it's Clappin)
Gun clappinand all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
When I come off with the drum off
Whatever the hell that meantbut I can still speak wit a accent
A french accent Excuse my french but
Suck my dick touche le le poouhhbitch

[Proof]

BonjuorI'm here with the cureOh yea lets rock it for the drawer
Hey Emhow you doin this is meThe Em jockget off my
Damn cock laughing

[Eminem]
Yo while you're spraying verbsyou aint even fuckin saying words
(THuuuG) Pronounce your words rightand you can ride around curbs
And bounce your hebrs tight
What the fuck ?
Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
HiHi My name is my name ismy name is
Slim ShadySlim ShadyBitch you're little just like that Kim lady
And I'm in sky rock radiothe shadiest bro on the radio
But you dont hear me tho