Look in the mirror
What do you see
Boring old Addie
Plain as can be
Turn it around
Tell her goodbye
I've got to change
To catch me that guy

Look in the closet
Oh, what's inside?
Stuff that only
A mother would buy
Throw things away
Make something new
Do something Addie
Would never do

Goodbye, Addie, Goodbye

Maybe he'd like me
Just as I am
Maybe I'm just being
Ironic again
But his head hasn't turned
His eyes aren't on mine
So I've got to change
To catch me that guy

Goodbye, Addie, Goodbye

His head hasn't turned
His eyes aren't on mine
So I gotta sparkle
I gotta shine

Goodbye, Addie, Goodbye