One of Us


(Note: this segment is spoken The five of them describe each
other)
Jon: One of us was a US Army MP
Jimmy: One of us came out of the closet at thirty-seven
Cliff: One of us went to his high school prom, but with his
boyfriend
Aurelio: One of us was a high school cross-country champion
Michael: And one of us WAS a high school cross-dresser, and it
WASN'T ME
Jon: One of us coached high school wrestling
Jimmy: As teenagers, two of us attempted suicide
Cliff: All except one of us are single, and available!
Michael: And bitter and desperate!
Jon: I only date pro-feminist men, so it kinda, you know,
narrows it down
Michael: That's why you're so lonely!
Jon: I know!
Jimmy: One of us believes that size matters
Jon: And four of them are LYING
Aurelio: One of us ran away from home at the age of fourteen
Cliff: Two of us have been repeatedly arrested for civil
disobedience
Aurelio: One of us had a former girlfriend who died of AIDS as the
result of a blood transfusion
Michael: One of us is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse
Jon: One of us was fag-bashed with a two-by-four
Jimmy: One of us has been living with AIDS for ten years
Michael: And he's TIRED of it!







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