Mark Volman (vocals)
Howard Kaylan (vocals)
Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley Dunbar (drums)
George Duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin Lickert (bass)
Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim Pons (vocals)

Female Soprano:
Broth reminds me of nuns
Chorus:
( Nuns Nuns)
Female Soprano:
I see them smashing with rulers
disciplining munchkin cretins
Tortured munchkins, tortured munchkins
I wish irish catholic victims
Little green scratchy sweaters,
little green scratchy ones
and courderoy ponce
Courderoy ponce
and green scratchy munchkin
I wish irish catholic victims
Munchkins get me hot
Munchkins get me get me hot
Hot! Gets her real hot