Well I'm not really worried about this,
But can some one please answer me this -
Apart from on commentary, where else on earth
Can you hear the word 'aplomb' being used?

I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North
(Good girl has broken my heart)
She took off with a youth from Rothersthorpe South
Now she's keeping two chevrons apart

Keeping two chevrons apart,
Yes she's keeping two chevrons apart
They say "Plenty more fish"
I say "Amoco Cadiz"
She's keeping two chevrons apart

Sunday markets? You'll find Abergele's the best
In her medium-sized launch tethered off Biarritz
She's keeping two chevrons apart
Oh in her medium-sized lauch tethered off Biarritz
She's keeping two chevrons,
Keeping two chevrons,
keeping two chevrons apart