When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succum
I can feel you breathe It's like a mega-weedge inside
Please don't hide

So mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun
Mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun

When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains
But we must further ourselves on
So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
Not right, but wrong in a good way

So mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun
Mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun

When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succum
I can feel you breathe It's like a mega-weedge inside
Please don't hide

So mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun
Mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun
Mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
Kaiser bun Pork roll egg and cheese