If you're a long way from home,
Can't sleep at night
Grab your telephone,
Something just ain't right
That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home
Well, long way from home and,
Can't sleep at all
You know another mule,
Is kickin in your stall
That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home
You better catch him,
Cause somethin wrong,
In your home
Well, if ya call her on the telephone,
And she answers aweful slow,
Grab the first train smokin,
If you have to hobo
That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home
If you make it to your house,
Knock on the front door,
Run around to the back,
You'll catch him just before he go
That's evil,
Evil is goin on
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home