All your marsupial annotations,
That you carry around, may ring
Through their ears,
But to us make no sound
We never asked you to squat,
On our intricacies of employment
But honestly the harder you,
Squeeze facilitates the enjoyment

Oh just look at all the pretty boggling array,
Of punctuations marks at our disposal slashes
Dashes and dots of various sorts,
Might even meet our proposal

Hot flashes,
And rashes I'm feeling,
Particularly pretentious;
Your vasomotor disturbances,
Only rev up our engines

Dialogue all the shit you want!
But make sure to use the biggest font!
The louder you speak the more they will mention
Bold or undefined this will get your attention!