It happed Friday night Local Police found two cars parked in a darkened cemetery
The Police also searched the car and found bottles of Beer, and Vodka
And the more damning evidence,
Liquid Anabolic Steroids, along with seventeen hypodermic needles
A 49 year old man went Berserk last night, armed with a twelve-gouge shotgun
His face, bruised and bloodied, cried for Police brutality
But as the investigation continued
Officials say,
The Police did nothing wrong
(Did nothing wrong) [x3]