Mintee is my good girl
(Mintee's going and I'm not)
It doesn't do to walk
It doesn't do to walk away, Mintee

(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee)
Mintee
(Mintee)
is my good girl
(Minteeit's so f-it's so convenient for Mintee)
(Minteeit's so f-it's so convenient for Mintee to go because Mintee hasn't got
Mintee hasn't got a b-
Mintee Mintee hasn't got a wooden leg (?))

(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee's going and I'm not)
(Mintee's going and I'm not)

Mintee is my good girl
I say to Mintee, I say, Mintee, come here and, and show me your cock (?)

Mintee says,"I can't becauseI'm now officially European"