Venus was a fly trap? 
The man you loved devoured? 
I used to dream about your sister? 
Standing in the shower? 
But I was never cool? 
You thought I was a cowboy? 
I wonder where my gun is? 
Can you spare a bullet senorita? 

I will always be the worst? 

Generation X-wing? 
That's got to be the death star? 
I used to dream about the future? 
I used to dream about a lot of things? 
But I was never cool? 
So you can call me loser? 
Yeah you can call me anything? 
You want to senorita? 

I will always be the worst? 

Help me up with? 
A pair of wings? 
A little rope? 
All those things? 
She always said I'd find the cure for cancer? 
I read my horoscope but I just can't pull it off alone? 

Venus was a fly trap? 
The man you loved devoured? 
I used to dream about your sister? 
Fucking me in the shower? 
But I was never cool? 
So you can call me loser? 
Yeah you can call me anything? 
You want to senorita? 

I will always be the worst?