ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean
It starts out like an A-word,
As anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle
It gets awfully QR to me

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean,
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen

It might be kind of an elephant,
Or a funny kind of kazoo
Or a strange exotic turtle
You never see in a zoo
Or maybe a kind of a doggie
A particular shade of blue
Or maybe a pretty flower
Naah, not with a name like thatuh, uh!