Pigs: Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,
Dancing singing in the sun
Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance,
Tell us of your gay romance

Piggy: All day long I sit around
Dreaming of the love I found,
Because I really love my frog,
And when I love I go whole hog

Pigs: Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,
Dancing singing in the sun
Yoo hoo Piggy come and dance,
Tell us of your gay romance

Piggy: Kermie is the reason why
I have this twinkle in my eye
Kermie Kermie shy and cute,
How I love that handsome brute

Pigs: Pigs pigs pigs pigs having fun,
Dancing singing in the sun
Yoo hoo Kermit come and dance,
Tell us of your gay romance

Kermit: Frog has come to have his say,
The pig will never get her way
Bib and napkin, knife and fork
Is the only way that I'll touch pork

Piggy: What?! Hiiiiyaah!