Michael joined the navy at the age of 21
They sent him to Virginia where he learned to shoot a gun
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa He's on a big boat now
He signed away his life, now he gets to see the world
He sent me home a postcard of a really pretty girl
You gotta fight for your country Fight for your flag
Don't let them turn you into a fag
Keep America free for me (on the 4th of July-John's drunk ass lyric line)
Well he's floating off at sea underneath the blazing sun
I'll bet he lost his gut chasing hookers on the run
And if we ever go to war, should be over pretty fast