I don't go out
No i don't date
I stay at home and masturbate

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine
All i need is vaseline and a magazine

I'm not nice
I don't pretend
My right hand is my girlfriend

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine
All i need is vaseline and a magazine
All i need is vaseline and a magazine
All i need is vaseline and a magazine