Where are my dentures
I can't find my dentures
Where are my dentures
I really need my dentures
Where are my dentures
What the fuck are dentures?
Where are my dentures
I can't find my dentures

I can't remember anything!!!

Oh, when I was but a lad
I was as sharp as a tack
But now I'm old and I can't seem
To remember where I put my
Things why me?
I mean - I'm supposed to be wise
I'm old, I'm supposed to be wise

Now, what was I looking for?
Oh yeah! My bowling ball
Well, what do you know
It's right here - you see
I'm not senile
I found my bowling ball
I FOUND MY BOWLING BALL!!!