When he sits in merry disarray,
In the good old House of Lords,
Tony's speaking and Johnathan gets bored

And he grunts in tones so eloquent,
And his eyes are filled with rage,
He's one of those MPs who really looks his age

Johnathan Prescott Says,(Johnathan Prescott Says)
I am very fat,
I am a twat,
So throw eggs at me,
Cos I'm a Labour MP

The liquid yolks are running out,
Over his great brand new shirt,
MrPrescott's reputations hurt

And if you look in MrPrescotts eyes,
You can see his growing hate,
And he hit's out at the guy who did instigate

Johnathan Prescott Says,(Johnathan Prescott Says)
I am very fat,
I am a twat,
So throw eggs at me,
Cos I'm a Labour MP