Slice me up a big slab of that sympathetic cheer
If I'm zapped with radiation they say I'll last another year

Line 'em up now to greet the sacred cow

My hands are full of protein, my arms are made of fire
If you're calling me a diplomat, I'll be calling you a liar

Line 'em up now to greet the sacred cow
Line 'em up now to greet the sacred cow