Well Billy rapped all night about his suicide
How he'd kick it in the head when he was 25
Speed jive Don't wanna stay alive when you're 25
And Wendy's stealing clothes from unlocked cars
And Freddie's got spots from ripping off the stars from his face
Funky little boat race
The television man is crazy
Saying we're juvenile deliquent wrecks
I need TV when I got T-Rex
Oh brother, you guessed, I'm a dude now

[Chorus:]

All the young dudes
Carry the news
Bugaloo dudes Carry the news

Well Jimmy looks sweet cuz he dresses like a queen
But he can kick like a mule