Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller)
Vocal Arrangement: Sean Altman

You ain't nothn but a hound dog, cryin all the time
You ain't nothn but a hound dog, cryin all the time
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit,
You ain't no friend of mine

Well you said you were high class, that was just a lie
Well you said you were high class, that was just a lie

Well you ain't never caught a rabbit,
You ain't no friend of mine
I say YEAH!

Dalmatian, Doberman, Chihuahuahuahuahua,
Boxer, scotty, beagle, collie, poodly-doodly, doodly-doo,
A husky, no, no, you ain't no pekinese!

Good dog, bad dog, up girl, down boy!
Sit girl, roll over on the ground boy!
Doggy style heel on your knees, boy!
Chow chow Lorne Greene sees your fleas, boy!
Hey Mr Canine, hop that gravy train line!

You're like Snoopy, you're like Goofy,
You're like Astro, you're like Pluto
I said you're like Scooby-Doo, and Marmaduke,
And Rin Tin Tin, and Toto-too,
You're like Lassie, Checkers and Huckleberry Hound!

Repeat

Well you ain't never caught a rabbit,
You ain't no friend of mine
OH YEAH