My girl's all a man could want, there ain't no doubt about her
I got a girl and yes indeed-
She's got everything I need
You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best
I built myself a fine machine-
She does more than cook and clean
I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady
My Swiss Army Girl
I'm a scientific genius and here's my story,
It all came together in my laboratory
I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife,
Then I got this idea from my pocket knife
Now you can call me crazy, Dr Frankenstien,
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine
She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl
Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool,
Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool
Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs,
She canges into many things with lightning speed
Now you can call me crazy, Dr Frankenstien,
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine
My girl's all a man could wish-
She can even scale a fish
Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a Soloflex and so much more
You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best
Swiss Army Girl for me not you-YODEL-ODEL-A-HEE-HOO!
She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl