(Stan,singing)There's a bunch of birds in the sky

And some deers just went running by
Oh the snows pure and white
On the earth rich and brown
Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town!

The sun is shining and the grass is green
under the three feet of snow I mean
this is a day when its hard to wear a frown!
all the happy people stop to say hello
(Get out of my way!)
Even though the temperature's low
Its a perfect sunday morning in my quiet little mountaintown!

(Mrs Marsh, talking) Well good morning Stan
(Stan) Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
(Mrs M) A movie?
(Stan) Yeah! this is going to be the best movie ever, its a foreign film, from canada!
(Mrs M) Alright here you go, but be back for supper
(Stan) Thanks mom!

(Mrs M, singing)

Oh what a picture, a perfect child
just like Jesus he's tender and mild
he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
what an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
and a mind so open and pure
thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town

(Stan,shouting) Dude! dude wake up!
(Stan) Kenny C'mon!
(Kenny) Coming!
(Stan,talking) Kenny, the Terrance and Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
(Kenny) Rmph mph hmph mph rphee! (??)
(Mrs Mcormick) Where do you think you're going?
(Kenny) to the the Terrance and Phillip movie!
(Mrs Mcormick) You can't! you have to go to church!
(Kenny) But mom!
(Mrs Mcormick) Well fine, you go ahead and miss church, And when you die and go to hell you can answer to SATAN!
(Kenny) Ok!

(Stan,singing) You can see your breath hanging in the air,
you see homeless people but you just dont care
Its a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
(Kenny sings) Hmph rmph hmpf rhumfh hujmf mumpf, hmf phumf rumf humf hmmh! (??)
(Stan) Thats right!
Its sunday morning in our quiet little white bred redneck mountain town!

(Ike,mumbling) Bah babababah!
(Kyle,talking) Ok Ike lets try this one more time!
Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
(Ike) dont kick the baby
(kyle) Kick the baby!
(Ike laughs)
(Mrs Broflovski) IKE! you broke another window! Thats a bad baby, baad baby!

(Stan) Kyle, we're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie!
(Kyle) Oh my god dude!
(Mrs B) Kyle, where are you going?
(Kyle) uuhm, we're going ice skating!
(Mrs B) Well take your little brother with you!
(Kyle) Aw mom, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted!
(Mrs B) DO AS I SAY, KYLE!
(kyle) Ok, ok, Im sorry

(Mrs B, singing)
Look at those frail and fragile boys
it really gets me down
the world is such a rotten place
and city life's a complete disgrace
thats why I moved to this redneck mashugunna quiet, mountain town!
IKE! Bad baby!!
(Ike mumbles)

*Bells rings*
(Cartman) Mom, somebody's at the door!
(MrsCartman) Coming hun!
(Cartman) Hey! I cant see the tv!

(Tv-reporter) It has been six weeks sice Saddam Hussein

was killed by a pack of wild bores,
and we're still glad that we're rid of him!

(MrsC) Oh look Eric, its your little friends!
(Ike) Cartyman!
(Cartman) what are you guys doing here?
OH YES!! YESS!!

(Stan,Kenny,Cartman and Kyle, singing)
Off to the movies we shall go
where we learned everything that we know
cause the movies teach us what are parents don't have time to say
and this movie's gonna make our lives complete
cause terrance and phillipe are sweet
(super sweet)
Thank god we live in the quiet little red-neck poedunk white trash USA!!!!!!!!

(Stan,talking) Can i have 5 tickets to Terrance and Phillip asses of fire please
(Salesman) NO!