I met her at a school dance
Her brown hair, oh, it caught my eye
And by the spring we were dating,
After a while it was a waste of time

She's just another girl like the others;
I'm not changing for a thing

I'm the king of the world and you're the queen of the brainless
Please hang up the phone and we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true:
You can find another me, but I can find a million yous

She dyed her hair blond,
Made captain of the cheerleading team,
Hung out with the cool kids,
Ditched class and broke it off with me

She's just another girl like the others;
I'm not changing for a thing

I'm the king of the world and you're the queen of the brainless
Please hang up the phone and we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true:
You can find another me, but I can find a million yous

She's just another fake like the others;
I've moved onto better things
She's just another girl like the others;
I won't change for anything

I'm the king of the world and you're the queen of the brainless
Please hang up the phone and we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true:
You can find another me, but I can find a million yous

I'm the king of the world and you're the queen of the brainless
Please hang up the phone and we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true:
You can find another me, but I can find a million yous