Well just the other day, I was sitting around in my house
I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked
I was checking it out
Well, just then a friend of mine came through the door,
She said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before
She said she didn't ever want to see me any more,
And I still don't know why!
I think I'm an all right guy
I think I'm an all right guy
I just want to live until I've got to die
I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try
I think I'm an all right guy
I think I'm all right
Well maybe I'm dirty and maybe I smoke a little dope
But it ain't like I'm going on TV tearing up pictures of the Pope
And I know I get wild and I know I get drunk,
But it ain't like I've got a bunch of bodies in my trunk
My old man used to call me a no-good punk,
And I still don't know why!
I think I'm an all right guy
I think I'm an all right guy
I just want to live until I've got to die
I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try
I think I'm an all right guy
I think I'm all right
Well, the other night, I got arrested outside a bar
The cops pulled me over, they ordered me out of my car
Well, I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks,
But still they made me do the Stupid Human Tricks
Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks,
And I still don't know why!
I think I'm an all right guy
I think I'm an all right guy
I just want to live until I've got to die
I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try
I think I'm an all right guy
I think I'm all right