God help me what can I do,
My girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo
and he won't let me be alone with you
Oh, he's a Vicar and there is nothing I can do

God help him what can he do,
His girlfriends dad is a Vicar boo hoo
and he won't let him be alone with you
Oh, his a Vicar and there is nothing he can do