DIDO, FIDO

from the singing of the Kipper Family

1 Well one morning last autumn I was walking my dogs
When the Duke of Wellington we did meet
Well Bonzo and Rover, they slobbered him all over,
While Dido nearly knocked him off his feet
Well there was

CHORUS: Dido, Fido, Bonzo and Rex
Rover and Lassie and Spot
There was Butch, there was Candy
There was Patch and there was Sandy
These were the dogs what I had got

2 Well don't worry sir I said,
He won't hurt you that's just
his way of saying he like you alot
But he took my little dog, and he kicked him in the bog
And said that's my way of showing I do not
There was

3 Now the next dog being old, he was a trifle deaf
He couldn't hear a single word I said
And so when I told him sit, he made an awful mess
When I cleaned it up I shot the bugger dead
That still left

4 Now the next dog being daft, and not all the ticket
He made straight way for the river
And there he did jump in, but the bugger couldn't swim
That's the last we saw of him forever
There was

5 They chased a rabbit o'er the plain,
but that chased 'em back again
Which put my poor old dogs in quite a stew
Now there's just 12 months today
Since I heard the squire say
"I should have them all put down, if I was you"
There was

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