I can see
by the look on your face
that you've got ringworm
I'm very sorry but,
I have to tell you that
you've got ringworm
It's a very common disease
Actually, you're very luck to have
ringworm
'cause you may have
had somethin' else
Oooh, aaahhh
Uuunnnhhhaaahhnnn
You've got ringworm
Oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh