Wisemen: Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We've gotta get him outta here
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We've gotta get him outta here

Wisemen #2 and #3: We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale

Wiseman #1: We could throw him in the Tigris
Let him float awhile,
Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet
A hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel's back
And send him off to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim
A boot without a spur

We could give him jelly doughnuts,
Take them all away
Or we could fill his ears with cheese balls
And his nostils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon!

Wiseman #3: Or! [whispering]

Wiseman #1: I like it!

Wiseman #2: It's sneaky!

Wiseman #1: And it just

Wiseman #2: might

Wiseman #3: work!

Wisemen: We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon