Ice pick, chainsaw, razor blade,
Toothpick, slingshot, hand grenade,
Handgun, shovel or hockey stick,
Switchblade, blowgun, roundhouse kick

Acid, poison, bow and arrow,
Garden hoe, or the fallin' barrel
Sling blade, prick or ninja sword,
Whips and chains or electric cord

Board, lead pipe or guillotine,
Pillow or Kevorkian's Death Machine
Rope, sledgehammer or sleepin' pills,
Car crash, murder, all different thrills

Wood chipper, axe or a throwing knife,
Suffocation or metal pliers
Club, weed whacker, or wrecking ball,
Potato peeler, brass knucks and all

A lethal injection, chemical reaction,
Body blows, five thugs in action
Dirt rake, earthquake, crossbow,
Morning star, a shotgun rifle

Frostbite, a dog bite, dynamite,
A fall from a great height, a snake bite
Dagger, a flamethrower, a spiked bat,
Dirt nap, numchucks or a bear trap

Heatstroke, your neck broke,
A cinder block, a flower pot drops, throat chops,
Machete, golf clubs, a pair of scissors,
Choke hold, beer bottle, hedge clippers