Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

But he's no bum, he lives down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say,

Try the rye or the kaiser,
They're on special tonight
Let me please be your catering advisor
If you want substitutions,
I won't put up a fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser