Saw You come throught them swingin' doors
Had 'em hanging on ya
COuldn't hold one more
You walked by with a silly grin
They were kissin' with a silly grin

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Eugene you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene you genius
could you teach me

It's more than the way you comb your hair
Thats makin' all the pretty girls stop and stare
Tell me Eugene I just gotta know
Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store
It is something that you tell 'em
Love letters that you mail 'Em
you secrets safe with me
To get those kind of glances
Do you have to take classes
for a master Romeo degree