You thought I was confused I thought it was strange that you had it all figured out
You had it all wrong I've been putting you off for months now
Your letter I never replied to, you raise the alarm You call the police
I've been the supporting role, it's clear But now I'm stealing scenes and spilling beer It's just one less Christmas card this year
I fold my newspaper in half It's better left unread I say, the propagandists hard at play
I don't think it's sad, I don't think it's anything that I promised to and I never do
I've been the supporting role, it's clear But now I'm stealing scenes and spilling beer It's one less Christmas card I'll toss this year
One less Christmas card this year
So a Merry Goodbye from me to you And a Happy Cram It the whole year through
If I ever walk away, will you take me by the hair and remember I said I loved you once?